Posted by
Frederick Meekins on Friday, June 15, 2007 7:26:27 PM
Rest in peace Tony the Tiger, Toucan Sam, and Diggem the Frog as the latest
victims of the New World Order.
Kellogg's
has announced its classic sugary cereals will no longer be marketed towards
children.
Ironically, the very same nutrition-crazed mothers with the sunken eyes that
look so weak that they couldn't do a stitch of housework backing these measures
ate the very same things in their childhoods and now want to deny this pleasure
to their own offspring.
Interesting how it is alleged that these cartoon characters spark childhood
obesity while a trio of animated
condoms on the UN payroll or those Viagra and Valtrex commercials with the
couples pawing all over each other strolling down a seculded beach don't
titilate baser desires.
by Frederick Meekins